Week 4 saw all for teams attempt to separate themselves from the pack. There were varying degrees of success, to say the least.
Jon Snows vs. Penis 16 Club
The grizzly veterans of Jon Snows versus the gritty kids of Penis 16 is always a fun battle to watch. For those that don’t know, this is a rivalry that has taken a few different forms with no less that 5 team iterations but it’s always a thriller. Fierce battles have been won and lost by wide margins and this game was no different. The first couple innings were like a back and forth tennis match. Penis would score a couple runs but then the Crows would score a couple runs. But at the top of the 5th inning , Penis 16 stormed the field with a Kick Fiesta! (© GSK 2014), scoring the inning maximum 5 runs. Jon Snow attempted to mount a comeback but were unable to score. The Orange Mob then doubled down with another 5 runs to basically close out the game. 15 hits and 10 runs in the final two innings basically decided the game with a final score of 14-6. Snows look to get revenge in week 6 as winter is coming….
Sacrificed Balls vs. Almost Cla$$y
This was an exciting back-and-forth affair that saw a few lead changes while Sacrificed Balls were looking to rebound from a tough loss and Almost Cla$$y were trying to extend their winning ways. In the first inning, AC was able to plate a run on a few well placed bunts and a key line drive to Right Field. Sacrificed balls then turned on the jets and managed to score two runs in the top of the 2nd inning. After a few tough defensive stands, the score stood 4-3 in favor of Almost Cla$$y in the top of the 4th inning. After plating another run, the self-proclaimed “Cla$$iest muthaf*ckas out here”, held a commanding 5-3 and were ready to twerk off into the sunset. The Sacs had other ideas. In the top of the 6th, SB made a run for it, scoring 1 run but were unable to score the tying run after a closely contested call for out 3 on 1st base. Insults were hurled at the ref but cooler heads prevailed with a final score of 5-4 in favor of the Twerkinators.
At Legionnaire Saloon, the fun continued well into the evening as two-thirds of the #FUTURESHOCK dj crew entertained while the cups were flipped. Stay tuned for next week’s show.